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April 2009

muchas!

 Looks like I drew something, for a change:
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I like this guy. Gonna have to give him a name.

Other news: Holy crap! It would seem that I’ve finally sobered up after last weekend’s booze-fuelled events. Had an awesome stag night for senor Tony, where we managed to fill his poor brain with enough beer and jager to sink a hippo. Jagertastic!

Other other news: I got another single-page comic on the way, I’ve got a non-stag-do related weekend off coming up so I’ll be able to maybe get it inked.

Laters!

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Last of the competition

It’s been a fairly epic competition this year, what with the whole showerhobo thing and people winning but hiding (Nobody seen Maggie yet? No?), but I can draw things to their messy solution with this piece that landed at poor Mr. Scob’s front door just now:

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And that’s the last of the competition, with a shock reappearance by none other than Gnome Ray Mears himself. Whod’ve thunk it?

Next week: I wouldn’t expect to see very much of me here this week, I’m helping to arrange the stag do for one of my friends on Saturday and I’m expecting at least minor fleshwounds / tequila. (to me these are the same thing)

Edit: I first revealed the sordid truth about Ray Mears in this post from back in the day.

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Still alive!

- First news: We have another winner! These here are the demented ramblings posted to Jood, whether she likes it or not, for making the best suggestion for the caption competition day two:

squidheadcomiclrAs if inspiring this wasn’t enough of a burden, I also sent her some stuffs:

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Sticker goodness! Scob this is on it’s way to you as well, soon as the hammering dies down. Which brings me to Other News:

As you might have noticed, my new more-than-once-a-month posting schedule has taken a bit of  a hit, I’m fairly sure it’s all down to one thing: I am still a damned showerhobo. I seem to have the world’s slowest builders, as during the whole of Monday they successfully nailed two whole sheets of plywood to the floor. This does not make me a happy Shetland, but I just don’t have the time to dig a tiger pit for them so I guess I just have to wait till they finish. Wetwipes all round!

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Aurochs!

And today I got to the museum. There was Aurochs heid!

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Five minute sketch with a class of screaming ten year olds pointing out that the beardy guy that smells funny is drawing something. Also! the Lewis Chess Set, including these nutjobs:

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hee hee hee, I thought my day was made then I saw this bad boy:

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This is a model of a sea scorpion, it is the same size as the fossil next to it at about four feet long. Wikipedia also reckons there was a different one of these that was eight feet of terror pure awesome. Sorry giant isopods, you are no longer my favourite marine crawly thing.

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sunny today?

There was a lack of car accidents today, which was nice. It’s kind of refreshing being bathroomshowerhobo, I get to actually be outside and stuff, and being away from the internets and the PS3 is more than making up in productivity terms for all the walking I’m doing. So this hasn’t come true at least:

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That one’s from a couple of weeks back, but thanks to a viciously-enforced ‘No videogames before dark’ policy my thumbs remain in proportion. While I was out I re-worked a piece I found in an old sketchbook as well:

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Tomorrow: in an attempt to lower my caffeine intake slightly I will be forsaking the cafes and pubs for whatever museums can tolerate my stink. See you there!

Edit: ‘CE’ is the EU child safety certificate for toys and stuff, but explaining things to idiots wasn’t in my job description. She bought a board game instead, and I had the damndest time not showing her that the mark was on that as well…

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