Well I’ve had four hours sleep in two nights and it seems to be half past eleven already so I’ll make this quick – the incredibly irresponsible Evan Dahm of Rice Boy (link is down the side) is making a bit of a habit of throwing competitions. This one is to colour a picture. Well I’ve never needed an excuse to break out the crayons, and here is the result:

  this is the main reason I prefer paints to using the computer – it’d take me forever to get that effect with pixels, and I know you can just go back and fix any bad pixels but I’m pretty sure messing up is half the fun.Sleep for me! I’ll see you guys when I’m feeling a bit less weird in the head 

I’ve had an awesome day, which I mostly spent mucking around with the camera and the scanner: 

I’m fairly sure I’ve got the groundwork for a pretty nifty little project all sorted, which might well involve the eggjar!

Has it been a year already?

IT HAS!

arr! The ITLAPD website is right there at the side

- So how is everybody? Good! Today I asked myself ‘what’s the logical progression from a ninja pirate?’ and found this to be the answer:

the dreaded pizza ninja!

well I’m pretty tired just now, I’m gonna listen to some of that good ole haddock ska while I write this post then I’ll crash. Deal? DEAL!

First, new stuff: this is the initial sketch for a new tattoo design (not for me this time), which will probably have to be re-jigged owing to my drawing pad springing a leak – it was the weirdest damn thing, I used this pad for inking a couple of months back and it was fine, I ink the spacegirl and it felt like I was using a sponge. But anyway, here she is:

I’m not sure if the gun is phallic enough for that 50’s vibe, we’ll wait and see… In other news, I have ballsed up, already joined the amazing Kate Beaton’s new supergroup livejournal community thing it is time for history, which could be a good place for me to make stuff up off the top of my head and see who falls for it. Was that last bit meant to be struck through? Guess not! For the terminally lazy my comic-based contribution is right here:

Okay that was the new stuff, here is some of the old stuff:

this is the real reason they outlawed hobnobs at sea. I’ve been looking for the sketchpad these drawings are in for *months* now, it’s been so long I have absolutely no idea what the hell was meant to be going on here:

best suggestion wins a prize*. Next up, yes I know this is a slightly bloated post but there’s just one more then you can go, I promise:

Am I going to hell yet? YES! This cartoon was brought to you by people who think other people should just shut the hell up sometimes

*Prize may not be very prized.

- I got a day off! Yesssssss! I’ve successfully managed to do pretty much nothing so far as well, other than this piece of monsterness for  this competition from Order of Tales, which is the shiny new project from Evan Dahm who does Rice Boy

this is what I reckon somebody called Warlord Shureg should look like. I would guess his grasp of social skills is tenuous at best, but who cares about that when your favourite hobby is impaling people in the gizzard*?

*if gizzards are unavailable he has been known to club his differently-specied subjects to death with a passing folk singer

- Well with absolutely no thanks to BT I’m except-for-random-disconnectings back online! From Edinburrrrrrr! Due to spending about a gazillion hours waiting for buses each day last week before I figured out what the good ones are, I didn’t get as much drawing done as I wanted, but I’ve comandeered the kitchen table till I figure out where the hell I can squeeze a drawing desk, and I got a few smaller pieces done:

The whale will be relevant for a really stupid idea I had last week, I’m gonna see if I can get a comic out of it before I do any more postings on the subject, nurr nurr! Next!

If you can come up with a suitably idiotic caption for this one I’ll send you something dumb in the post. It’s a genius plan! More stuffs:

And inked:

Okay that’s enough, I’ll post more stuffs later this week – I’m currently working nine days out of ten but this weekend is a bit more relaxed so I should be good for some proper work, and I should be able to get my internets fitted through some wires instead of this blatantly doesn’t-work-in-a-tenement wireless shite. But anyways, I’ll see you suckers then