- well the monkey is still there, this advice it’s still terrible:

In other news: there is a new hamster in the house. She is called Faffy and she is after my blood:

Not a lot going on just now. Waiting for more days off so I can get stuff done round here. And I need some sun, where the hell did the sun go?

- Well this is good, I finally finished off the tattoo design – then I find out the guy who’s doing it is away for two weeks or something crazy like that. Dammit! I wants my tattoo!

ah well I will just have to settle for a MONKEY!

No wait, not that monkey. Ah shite, too late…

- well as a result of being completely knackered from work* I thought I’d better wait till I could at least hold the pen properly before I inked the competition winners. Then I realised that the fly in his evil chair, well because of scanning it last year I can’t find the damn original anywhere to alter it (sorry Jane) so here’s the first, from Craig:

and Jood!

*announcing the results today as part of a huge april fool’s scam to keep them for myself was the initial plan before I realised it would be way less hassle to just vandalise the Wikipedia on chickens* like everybody did last year

*because everybody already knows all about chicken.