Woo howdy!* The colour is Monthly Red, I’ll let you make your own minds up over that name. I’ll try and get better photos tomorrow, it’s not easy taking a decent photo of your own shoulder…

First, new stuff: this is the initial sketch for a new tattoo design (not for me this time), which will probably have to be re-jigged owing to my drawing pad springing a leak – it was the weirdest damn thing, I used this pad for inking a couple of months back and it was fine, I ink the spacegirl and it felt like I was using a sponge. But anyway, here she is:

I’m not sure if the gun is phallic enough for that 50’s vibe, we’ll wait and see… In other news, I have ballsed up, already joined the amazing Kate Beaton’s new supergroup livejournal community thing it is time for history, which could be a good place for me to make stuff up off the top of my head and see who falls for it. Was that last bit meant to be struck through? Guess not! For the terminally lazy my comic-based contribution is right here:

Okay that was the new stuff, here is some of the old stuff:

this is the real reason they outlawed hobnobs at sea. I’ve been looking for the sketchpad these drawings are in for *months* now, it’s been so long I have absolutely no idea what the hell was meant to be going on here:

best suggestion wins a prize*. Next up, yes I know this is a slightly bloated post but there’s just one more then you can go, I promise:

Am I going to hell yet? YES! This cartoon was brought to you by people who think other people should just shut the hell up sometimes

*Prize may not be very prized.

I gots more tattoo! It needs one more sitting to put the colour in and then it’s done – anybody know a good Edinburgh tattoo shop?

I have also recently found an art shop that does more than just black printing ink. ‘ve tried a bunch of other ways to get round the just-black-ink problem, but they all died horribly cause of being too thick or thin to print with. This, though, is much more promising:

Ooh it’s getting late and I have been busy, hopefully once the move’s done and everything’s re-connected (I have a nasty suspicion I should have arranged way more stuff than I have so far) I can get back to writing coherent posts. For now though, there’s SPUGBOT:

One last thing while I remember, sorry Tony but I have discovered your secret. Take this photo:

Just a scene from a normal flat party yeah? Tony is the guy in the middle. Look closer:

VAMPIRE!

Two or three more sittings to go, aw yeah! I can’t believe how fecking itchy it is… but never mind that, I saw this today on a main road and it made me smile:

I’ve started drawing at work as well, which is ace cause it’s for kids’ storytime so I get to just muck about with a sharpie then the kids (and whoever’s in the staffroom later) get to colour them in:

there’s some more I’ll post as soon as I can track them down. This one here, however, has precisely nothing to do with kids’ storytime because wild haggis can be hella dangerous. He might look all helpless and jiggly but he’ll rub skittles in your eyes till all you can see is food colouring:

ah well I will just have to settle for a MONKEY!

No wait, not that monkey. Ah shite, too late…

look at it squirm mwahahaha, I should do these more often

So what the hell is going on here? Post your caption as a comment and next week, I’ll undertake a strenuous judging process possibly involving darts – the best idea will win as yet undecided stuffs!

As well today: because of myself being a wee bit fussy when I’m designing my own tattoos, I’m still working on the flames design that I roughed out at christmas – I think this is gonna work though, I’ve dug out the lino cuttings and I’m trying this:

This is the first of a series – because of the flat being so damned cold the lino needs to sit on the heater for about half an hour to soften up enough for five minutes cutting time, which means I’ll get a nice freeze-frame effect if this works out.

More stuffs tomorrow!

now all I need to do is get it done…

This is the first tattoo design I’ve done for myself involving colour, I’m gonna re-jig it slightly to improve the flames and tweak the composition before I unleash it on my own pasty skin. I should have a final result, finances and gratuitous scabbing allowing, posted in the next couple of weeks for you.

There’s another design in the tubes for somebody else as well, I’m gonna wait till it’s on them before I post it but that shouldn’t be more than a week or two away as well.