Warren brought back the remake thread a couple of weeks ago, and this week I managed to find time for Dynamite Thor:

Peter Thor becomes Dynamite Thor, an adventurer who wears a costume that allows him to propel himself through the air by blowing up sticks of dynamite located in his belt.

Mr. Ellis swears this was a real character. I’m entirely sure that, with a description this awesome, I don’t care. Here’s my take: